you can be my ice age sugar


slimeghost2003:

how am i supposed to wipe my ass with this

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so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

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spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

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starrdork:

What is your name?

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"I should probably stop thinking about you…"

—Problem is…I can’t (via tainted-sins)
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amoying:

if u were a paper towel u’d be

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heathers-rivera:

there is always hope 

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roblawmusik:

restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8

me: honey i never stop serving

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lotrlockedwhovian:

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

this is such a weird thing but I understand.

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