i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
How to keep Daniel Radcliffe grounded. (x)
youve been a naughty girl.. *whips a belt* *hits myself with it on accident* *starts crying*
I had one of these growing up and I was such shit at it I literally have never heard one used for anything other than plonky, labored renditions of ‘twinkle twinkle little star’ in my living room. This is gorgeous.
dude imagine what those fingers could do
this girl in history thought Hiroshima was a pokemon