you can be my ice age sugar


simplypotterheads:

That time pretty much everyone in the movie had an attitude.

gifak-net:

Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe

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psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

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davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

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slogon:

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

YOU BITCHES NEED GOD OMFG

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TOP 50 FRIENDS EPISODES
in chronological order

“Oh, oh, oh! He’s a transpons—TRANSPONSTER!” / “THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD!”

The One With The Embryos | Season 4, Episode 12

father-fruitcake:

twofingerswhiskey:

highkeygay:

generic brand

no no you don’t understand

in canada

this is an actual thing

what they dont have no name brand in america? 

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cooknut:

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

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"I just need to get my shit together."

— me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via blurrymelancholy)
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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

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headfirstforieros:

you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions

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