“It went from butterflies fluttering in my stomach to bees stinging in my heart.”
im getting a haircut today
strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest
medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast
I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that
I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.
I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG
I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.
We should be funding this
Real pockets too. Not those shallow useless pockets
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
taylor swift is always pulling the max and ruby face like